I was, until most recently, a member of my friend Walter and The Dude's bowling team. I enjoy bowling, and surfed quite a bit in my younger years. All of this is neither here nor there, some Nihilist's decided to attack us outside our bowling alley and I had a heart attack and died. I have attached a video of Walter and The Dude scattering my ashes over the Pacific ocean, in accordance with what they thought I would have wanted.